tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3309379133209247362023-03-18T01:02:37.192-04:00Does My Nose Make My Ass Look Fat?Central Park Doggies with Big SchnozzesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-67948461188928262242011-11-23T20:07:00.001-05:002011-11-23T20:09:24.764-05:00Sophie<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Occb4UsFhok/Ts2ZFXVaCSI/AAAAAAAADJk/rMDxCPerwfw/s1600/1321884397588.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Occb4UsFhok/Ts2ZFXVaCSI/AAAAAAAADJk/rMDxCPerwfw/s400/1321884397588.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sophie Nila was born on a warm afternoon in May off a country road in the Catskills. Being the pick of the litter of the females she earned the title of 'Gisele'. She now enjoys her central park west apartment and enjoys ball throwing, beef jerky & classical music. She does not appreciate rain but loves eating snow. A therapy dog who loves all who she meets.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dexter was born somewhere in NJ and was adopted by a family with 2 kids and 2 small dogs. At 6 months they decided to give him up with the excuse that they were moving. From what I can tell, they never moved and he probably got too big for them to manage. Oh, and his name was Snoopy. He then got picked up by a rescue and placed in a foster house, which turned out to be really full, do he then moved to another foster home in NJ. We read about him online and adopted him 3 weeks back. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">As you know, he's a really fun and goofy pup. We still have a ways to go with training him but I think this will be the first time that he's ever had any training. He's great with kids and loves a good belly rub anytime. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Born a poor black dog in North Carolina; Buddy Wolfgang Sherman was scooped up by North Shore Animal League out on Long Island but knew the 'burbs just weren't his style. Being a keen negotiator, Buddy made the rounds at all of NYC's finest mobile adoption centers where he swiftly commanded the attention of the Sherman Family and worked out a deal at the ripe old age of 4 weeks. Love at first sight, Buddy hasn't looked back since. A stoop dog at heart when he's not on Central Park's Great Hill, Buddy gives great lessons on perspective, and shakes down anyone with a treat! If wealth were measured in love, devotion, and affection, Buddy surely would be rolling in more than nature's best, but alas... Love is what we've got to give to our poor black dog... Our Buddy.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sparky may have been the runt of the litter but she's still a scrappy little Jack Russell at heart. She is a Harlem resident that moved from CT a year ago. You can see Sparky's odd little gait in Central Park and near Morningside Park. She is obsessed with carrying sticks that are three times her length and loves to play chew <a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011/10/porter.html">Porter's</a> head on a daily basis. Her best trick is to ring a bell hanging from her apartment front door if she needs to go out. Although she is fearless with big dogs, she always pees all over herself when she sees her buddy <a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011/10/fred.html">Fred</a>. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Shiva is also known as "Shiva-Diva", and "How Much Shit Can A Shitzu Shit?". She can be seen prancing happily along the streets of the Upper West Side and in Central Park. She is the world's most frustrated squirrel hunter since she has never been able to chase one down successfully with her little tiny legs. However, during breakfast she never fails to get her owner to feed her off his plate when she looks at him with her big sad eyes. One out of two ain't bad. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Ed and Susanna**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-7912780493357600032011-11-07T11:11:00.003-05:002011-11-08T10:25:02.009-05:00Cooper<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Warning: Don't let this dog's happy-go-lucky persona and liquid brown eyes fool you! He is a diabolical chocolate lab only pretending to be a goofy dog! Here is the evidence:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact: If marrying his Chuck-It wasn't illegal in 49 out of the 50 States, he wouldn't living in sin. However, he is seriously considering eloping to West Virginia so he and his ball thrower can live in legal wedded bliss.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact: He has trained his people to take him to Central Park EVERYDAY and throw balls for him with his beloved Chuck-It. He has also trained them to yell at him from <u>far away</u> while he chews branches and sticks he is saving to vomit up later.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact: Cooper has a secret stash of forbidden cats hidden behind his living room couch.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact: He speaks 9 languages, and likes to smoke Cuban cigars. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact: Cooper is...the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So there you have it! If you see this dog on the street, DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYES.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Michelle and Francis**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-55359350431332381912011-11-04T00:00:00.000-04:002011-11-04T00:00:07.539-04:00Shadow: Salty Dog of the Seven Seas<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TRPUnwrLzIs/TrNLt0YwcsI/AAAAAAAACaQ/uWK8BFv7cQI/s1600/1319461197424-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TRPUnwrLzIs/TrNLt0YwcsI/AAAAAAAACaQ/uWK8BFv7cQI/s400/1319461197424-1.jpg" width="390" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Shadow was born aboard the S.S. Beagle a ship more famous for its scientist, Charles Darwin, than its dogs. It's a little known fact that Darwin's eight dogs helped him develop his theory of evolution. They are the unsung heroes of the S.S. Beagle. Shadow was not one of those heroes. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There had to be some more adventure out there! He packed up his knapsack and headed to the shore. He flagged down a ride from a passing pirate ship. The pirates, a friendly bunch, quickly welcomed him, adorned him with a black eye patch so he would fit in better on the ship, and fed him some nice deer jerky. He had a grand old time with the pirates, learning to carry a sword in his mouth to fight off rival pirates, honing his digging skills to find or bury treasure, and even taking the occasional swim just for fun. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Andrea and John**</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-37596677844920663582011-11-01T00:00:00.000-04:002011-11-01T00:00:03.928-04:00Winston<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><u><b>"THE OBI"</b></u></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">On the Great Hill<span class="Apple-style-span"></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Where the Grickle-Grass Grows</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And the wind smells like a rotting chicken-bone when it blows</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And no dogs pee, except limp old Roxie</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Is the Rock of the Lifted Obi.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And deep in the Grickle-Grass, some people say,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">If you still look deep enough you can still see today,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The place where the Obi once stood</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Just as long as she could</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Before somebody lifted the Obi away.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">What <i>WAS</i> Ms. Obi?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And why was she there?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And why was she lifted and taken somewhere</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">From the far end of town where the grickle-grass grows?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The Old Once-Ler still lives here</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Ask <i>him</i>! <i>He </i>knows!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">You wont see the Once-ler</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Don’t knock on his Brownstone!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">He stays in his Lerkim, watching 3-D TV in his home.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And he buys Brooks Brothers clothing online</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">He lurks alone in his Lerkim, cold under the roof</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And wacks-off to midget transvestites and naked photos of Shia LeBeouf.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">He peeks out of the shutters</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And sometimes he speaks</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And tells how the Obi was lifted away…</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">He will tell you, if you are willing to pay…</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Way back in the days when the Great Hill was still nappy dirt </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Full of crappy from the ass of Old Man Burt</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And the Pond smelled like scum</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And there were tricks in the North Woods</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And the songs of the "stop! thief! birds" rang out in space</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">One morning I came to this glorious place</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And then I saw the wide open fields! Walk miles with ease!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The un-gentrified fields! No stink of NYPD to be smelt in the breeze!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I said aloud, "Yes Please!"</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Miles of miles of un-gentrified fields in the rancid hot summer breeze!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And, in these fields I saw Bar-Ba-Looters. What a bunch of wild hoots! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Frisking about in their Bar-Ba-Looter-Suits</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">As they played in the shade and compared their stolen fruits!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">From the woody northy woods</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Came the creepy holler </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Of the Hummer-bird a'hummin'</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Like a bird hustlin' a dollar.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">But the prime real estate! Real Estate! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Sweat cheap prime real estate!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">All of my life I have been searching for such property to take!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The gorgeous original detail! Proximity to the park!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The homes were tax abated, meant for minorities to own</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Their homes were located in an empowerment zone!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I felt a great leaping</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Of Joy in my heart</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I called my real estate agent!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A man without any morals named Bart!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">In no time at all, I bought a browntone...what a deal! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Boy from these people cheap property was easy to steal! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A new home! Where 3 families once lived, I evicted and lived alone. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And with great skillful skill and with great speedy speed- oh! oh!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I took over a bodega and built Zany's Cafe, yo!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Irazed the 100 year old wall at St. John the Divine to build a fugly condo!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The second I finished, I heard a ga-zump!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I looked and saw something jump out of the stump!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Of the 100 year old wall I just raped for a cheap corporate ass-hump! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">There a snarling dog stand</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Describe her.... that's hard! I don't know if I can</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">She was shortish. And oldish.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And brownish. And mossy.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And she spoke with a voice that smelt like horse-shit and was bossy.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“Yo! Dickface,” she said with sawdusty ash</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“I am the Obi. I speak for the trash.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> I speak for the Great Hill trash, for the trash has no tongue</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> And I am asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs —</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> Leave my neighborhood alone, fences in Central Park are a hex</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> They keep out the bar-ba-looters,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"> and stop the poor playing children from the projects.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Look Obi, there is no cause for alarm!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Ask this NYPD officer, he will agree!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">That you do not count because you are poorer than me.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Everyone loves gentrification, you will see!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">There will be a Harlem Restaurant Row, and say goodbye</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">To dogs like you running around Central Park free.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Obi said, “You fool! No NYPD will come up here.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The bar-ba-looters and kids from the projects they fear.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">But, the very next minute, I proved him wrong</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A fat, lazy cop came running with alarm!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Sir, is this scum Obi bothering you, where is her leash?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I will give the Obi tickets costing $100 each.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A ticket for off-leash, a ticket for no tags,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A ticket for no paperwork, for being the daughter of a hag</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I laughed at the Obi, “You poor stupid bitch!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">You never can stop the approach of a rich white guy!”</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“I repeat,” cried the Obi,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I speak for the trash!”</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“You’re whining is a pain in my ass.”</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And I said, “Listen here! Here’s a wonderful chance</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Get over here fast! Take the road to North Nitch</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And build a Children’s Glen were nobody goes to this day.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">But the view from our property looks nice when we look out every tenth day.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And, that disgusting Obi who ran without a leash?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">What of her, I never saw her anymore.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">But, then one day, she knocked on my gold-plated Brownstone door,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">She snapped, “I am the Obi, I speak for the trash</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Which you have cleaned up, for you the garbagemen work fast.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I yelled at the Obi, “Where is your leash dad!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">All you do is yap-yap- and say bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I intend on doing just what I do!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And for your information Obi, I intend on gentrifying more</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Pregnant ladies, and young mothers is what this ‘hood has in store!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Just then a woman with a baby carriage said to a poor project neighborhood boy</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Get out of my way, I have to get to Bloomingday’s to buy my infant a toy.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Through a hole in the smug, without leaving a trace.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">And all that the Obi left in her place</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Was condos without character,</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">If we stop the gentrification, and the smell of the NYPD disappears</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Maybe just maybe</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Good times for all can return. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“But now,” says the Once-ler</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">“Now that you’re here,”</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The word of the Obi seems perfectly clear.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Unless someone like you</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">It's not.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-23016112690329364842011-10-28T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-28T00:00:07.706-04:00Seamus<div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Qr5_lC3P1-E/TqhHslsm5_I/AAAAAAAAB9E/3gOlAn2mgdY/s1600/1318391889796.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Qr5_lC3P1-E/TqhHslsm5_I/AAAAAAAAB9E/3gOlAn2mgdY/s400/1318391889796.jpg" width="332" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Seamus the Goldendoodle (also known as Shameless, Lameass and See-Moose) is well known in his Harlem neighborhood because of his head-to-tail mohawk. He had his 15 minutes of fame </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">in 2010</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> when he was featured on Animal Planet on "Your Pet Wants This." </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He resides happily with an opera diva and an evil fluffy feline named The Deev. Seamus is deathly afraid of The Deev except when his Bestie Bitch <a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011_10_04_archive.html">Fred</a> comes to visit. Then he chases the cat to please Fred and makes The Deev very, very angry.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">His favorite things include frisbees, balls, stuffed squeaky toys, dish towels, mud, snowy fields, illicitly obtained roast beef, and, of course, anything that involves making Fred a happy girlfriend. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">Seamus finds any type of classical music incredibly boring and when his owner rehearses her arias at full volume, you will find him snoring under the piano.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">He is 85 pounds of hairy happiness, and is one of the few dogs that has no human attributes whatsoever. Seamus is just...dog. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Lauren**</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-34791329715775070592011-10-27T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-27T00:00:03.695-04:00Klondike<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Klondike is a rescue from the streets of New York City, and engaged in various criminal activities prior to his rehabilitation as a house pet. He was a bouncer for houses of ill repute during the day, and at night put on his super hero costume to steal from the rich to give to the poor (or himself). In the meantime, he liked to bully forest and city critters for fun, before turning into a productive tax paying canine citizen. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He does tend to fall back on his old habits when given the opportunity, and is notorious for mugging unsuspecting tourists for their breakfasts on the Great Hill over the years. His favorite M.O. is to sneak up behind them and snatch their bagels or baguettes (sometimes still in the paper bag). He then runs joyously across the grass while wolfing down his illegally obtained goodies.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He likes to say "I love you" and variations of "whooo whooo waaaaooo". What it means, only his owner knows, but she does a great job of translating his Malamute haikus. As a retiree, he vacations frequently in upstate New York, drives a Subaru WRX way past the legal speed limit and enjoys the occasional belly rub.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Mary Beth**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-91721668649786105682011-10-26T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-26T00:00:01.110-04:00Caleb<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wWzBKzo6AaY/Tqb4-lQQVpI/AAAAAAAAB8o/ojZaSSApBKA/s1600/shot_1316093844187.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wWzBKzo6AaY/Tqb4-lQQVpI/AAAAAAAAB8o/ojZaSSApBKA/s400/shot_1316093844187.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">My name is Caleb and I'm a 3 year old shepherd/hound mix. My humble beginnings were on the hardscrabble streets of Quito, Ecuador. I was alone and hungry until the
amazing Doctor Del Pup found me and took me to her shelter. She got me off the streets and found homes for me and the other dogs she saved. She sponsored me and got me a ticket to
America. I was a skinny, scrawny pup until I found my forever home with the bestest Momma ever!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Now I live on the Upper West Side where I go out everyday with my posse in the Riverside Park dog run. On the
weekends, I go to Central Park with Mom so I can hang out with my Bestie Bitch </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011/10/fred.html">Fred</a> and her brother </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011/10/goofy.html">Goofy.</a> I go on lots of vacations with my mom and never have to ride in cargo again!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Shere**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-88198237822830106162011-10-25T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-25T00:00:03.214-04:00Aspen<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-L5mhW9dtOps/TqXeqG627QI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/ytRlTQEqHFQ/s1600/shot_1316783518729.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-L5mhW9dtOps/TqXeqG627QI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/ytRlTQEqHFQ/s400/shot_1316783518729.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Aspen is an 11-month-old Siberian Husky who is often mistaken by foolish Harlem-dwellers for a wolf, fox, coyote or (ready for this?) werewolf. (yes, really.) She's extremely well-behaved and a total couch potato inside the house, but once off-leash time rolls around, her mischevious streak pops up. She loves nothing more than to snatch up great mouthfuls of grass under her disapproving owner's nose and sheepishly returns to face the inevitable post grass-eating time out... once she's swallowed down her "treat"!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Despite her impish tendencies, she's friendly, charming, and well-renowned for her talkative, howling ways & never forgets a person once she's met them, if even only one time. She's always a huge hit at the nursing home where her owner's grandmother lives and will be starting therapy dog training soon. Aspen is likely more well-traveled than some people; she was born in Missouri before relocating with her mother and littermates to Western Pennsylvania. From there she arrived in NYC in January 2011 after a complicated relay road trip with stops in Buffalo and Elmira. Her favorite pasttimes include playdates with her doggy friends & their 20-something owners and doing tricks in hopes that something edible will come her way.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">**owned by Nzhinga**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-24709355711647867192011-10-24T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-24T00:00:03.554-04:00Pierre<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A1SScZPTs6Y/TqMhS1s14_I/AAAAAAAAB34/izWfoEUQkuc/s1600/2011-10-16+08.51.49-1-picsay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A1SScZPTs6Y/TqMhS1s14_I/AAAAAAAAB34/izWfoEUQkuc/s400/2011-10-16+08.51.49-1-picsay.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This is the story of Pierre Elliot Trudeau, no… not the former Canadian Prime Minister but the equally </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">adored Saint Bernard Mix who is the talk of Columbus Avenue. Known by his closest buddies as PJ, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Peejmeister and Lil’ P, his always sunny and social personality often rub off on everyone around him.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Originally rescued from Virginia, he was brought to New York where North Shore Animal Shelter gave </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">him a temporary home. He was featured at an adoption event at the Union Square Petco one Sunday </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">afternoon; it remains unclear if it was his crimped afro or his lovable smile but his owners instantly fell in </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">love and gave him a new home.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pierre is often seen strolling the Upper West Side howling at fire trucks, chasing squirrels, eating rocks, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and socializing in Central Park. He enjoys all the neighborhoods best restaurants while people watching </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and meeting new friends on the patios. Pierre’s vacation time consists of taking road trips to the beach</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and jumping the ocean waves, then digging his nose in the sand! At home, Pierre insists on shaking </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">your hand and giving a lick immediately upon arriving home and is crazy about his high-fives! Like every </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">puppy he has his mischievous moments, but his adorable smile and one-eyed wink usually ensure quick </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">forgiveness, and a whole lot of treats.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Rahul and Milica**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-37496149135372234212011-10-23T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-25T14:07:04.491-04:00Aza<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Aza first set her wild golden eyes on her person on a street called HaShalom. "Dog!" said person (thank you New York preschools.) "Mama?" replied Aza and happily followed her person home. From milk teeth, floppy ears and dopy legs came old world fangs, proud pharaonic ears and long statuesque legs. She looks as if she stepped out of an Egyptian temple and into that Negev Desert, which gave her her sandy colors, disdain for being wet, love for rolling in rotting sheep skins and innards, and taste for sun-dried stray-cat cacas ("It's like tootsie rolls, Ma.") She has a racing stripe that doubles as a mohawk and isn't afraid to use it if you go near her lady donut parts. She is highly intelligent and agile - she can jump 4 feet high from standing and can take out a pigeon midair and hide the body in a flower pot without any evidence. She is working on overcoming her fear of the MTA, oceans and Korean ladies with Furminators. Aza loves sunbathing, belly rubs, cats, men, running, and pouncing after animals with fluffy tails. When chasing furry woodland creatures, she often looks like a deer, thus Aza's name, a modified form of the Arabic word for gazelle, ghazal. 'Aza' is also the Hebrew word used in the phrase "love is stronger than death." Indeed, she is full of love and sincerity. She recently immigrated with her person to NYC via Switzerland.<br /><br />Breed: Pharaoh Hound mix (not a dingo)<br />BFF: Helix the hyena pitt hound<br />Secret Crush: <a href="http://bignosedoggies.blogspot.com/2011/10/sam.html">Sam</a> for his dreamy black fluffy tail<br />One wish: World peace<br />Alternate wish: a kitty to call her very own</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">**owned by Vina**</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-34808699667302085432011-10-22T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-22T00:00:03.434-04:00Bear<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qJhVgTijI0M/Tptf6mpK-NI/AAAAAAAABzw/RrYGfNEK3hA/s1600/shot_1318511855338-picsay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qJhVgTijI0M/Tptf6mpK-NI/AAAAAAAABzw/RrYGfNEK3hA/s400/shot_1318511855338-picsay.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bear has the sturdy grace, intelligence, intense loyalty and drive to please for which German Shepherds are justly celebrated. But in other ways he is endearingly different from the breed with which he shares more than a few genes. He's not so serious; he smiles. He’s confident but not imperious. At his water bowl, he drinks sloppy. He’ll roll over on his back and shamelessly angle for a pet. At age six, he loves stuffed toys as much as any puppy.<br /><br />The early hand Bear was dealt in life was not a lucky one. Relief from the neglect and abuse came on a bitter cold February day in 2007 in upstate New York, when authorities rescued him and took him to the Sullivan County SPCA. Adopted a few days later, everything in his life changed, except his name. Now, he loves playing with his friends, walking in the park, riding in the convertible, swimming in the lake, taming the sprinkler, bounding through the snow, chasing a deer, resting idly on the couch. <br /><br />And asked if his nose make his ass look fat, Bear replied, “Look, I'm an alpha male. Let’s just say I don’t hear many complaints from the bitches."</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">**owned by Jeff**</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-44159831107355431712011-10-21T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-25T14:08:06.623-04:00Roxie<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mlFzwvaec1E/TptfEu6TufI/AAAAAAAABzo/vyJpPiCtDhE/s1600/shot_1318084514397.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mlFzwvaec1E/TptfEu6TufI/AAAAAAAABzo/vyJpPiCtDhE/s400/shot_1318084514397.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">As we all know, Roxie Doo Bouvier McCaffery Braverman is the greatest living creature of our generation. Most even question her mortality, and billions the world over worship her immortal beauty, grace and wisdom. We all know of her legendary romances with Elvis, John Lennon and Marlyn Monroe. Every school boy and girl can recount how she single-pawedly defeated Hitler, tore down the Berlin Wall and destroyed the Death Star. Her contribution to the sciences is unparalleled, she has won over 1,000,000,000 olympic gold metals, her face is on coins in every country in the world and her smile cures cancer. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Yes, she is now celebrated the world over by Christians as the Second Coming of Jesus, by Muslims as the Mighty White Sheik and by Hindus as the Great 65-armed, 55-head, 25-tailed Goddess. But, Roxie came from humble beginnings. She was born Roxie Lee Bouvier<span style="line-height: 19px;"> in Southampton, New York, to Wall Street stock broker John Vernou Bouvier III (also known as "Black Jack Bouvier") and Janet Norton Lee. The Bouviers divorced in 1940 with Janet Bouvier later marrying Standard Oil heir Hugh D. Auchincloss, Jr. in 1942. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">When she was a teenager, she met Robert LeRoy Parker, </span><span style="line-height: 19px;">better known as Butch Cassidy, and moved with him and his Wild Bunch Gange to Hole in the Wall, Wyoming. </span><span style="line-height: 19px;"> After pursuing a career in crime for several years in the United States, the pressures of being pursued, notably by the Pinkerton Detective Agency, forced the couple to flee with an accomplice, Harry Alonzo Longabaugh, known as the Sundance Kid. They first fled to Argentina and then to Bolivia, where she invented Tacos, Salsa, the Tango, the Forbidden Dance, the Macarana and rainbows.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">Bored with this romance, she turned her focus to military conquest. Because at the time West Point did not admit African Americans, females or dogs as cadets, she joined the Army under the pseudonymous name, George Smith Patton. After achieving the rank of General, she personally chased Adolf Hitler down. Upon capturing him, she gave him such a big wedgie that his testicles remain permanently lodged in his throat. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 19px;">After her defeat of the Nazis, the French asked her to serve as their eternal empress. But, she soon turned her attention back to the United States. Upon her return, she was aghast at the racial discrimination she saw. Despite having white fur, Roxie is in fact an African American dog. She turned her gorgeous other cheek to violence, and instead adopted the teachings of Mahatma Gandhi. This culminated in a 1963 march on Washington, D.C. where she delivered her famous "I Have A Dream" speech.</span></span></div>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-43951463248529173632011-10-20T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-20T00:00:06.872-04:00Sam<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D33GrI0GaYo/Tptdia9LIaI/AAAAAAAABzg/BSheVlfkyic/s1600/shot_1316784979116.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D33GrI0GaYo/Tptdia9LIaI/AAAAAAAABzg/BSheVlfkyic/s400/shot_1316784979116.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Samson "Sam" the Dog is a purebred Black Fluffy Mutt. In Sept 2004, when he was about 1-year-old, Sam adopted his parents Sherri and Brett from New Yorkers for Companion Animals (<a href="http://www.nyca.net/" target="_blank" title="http://www.nyca.net/">www.nyca.net</a>), for which they are forever grateful. Sam is a gentleman and a lover, and he shows his particular fondness for Jen by licking his chops every time he sees her. Sam also loves squirrels and turtles, and despite his gentle soul he won't hesitate to bare his teeth in defense of a favorite Cuz or gorilla toy.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bebop is from a rare New York City breed: the Jazzhound. Although he was rescued in East Harlem, Bebop is an Upper West Side dog living near Duke Ellington Blvd. Bebop loves all types of music, but like his legendary drumming owner, he's a cool cat when it comes to jazz. He happily shares his apartment with a full drum kit, and sits on his owner's lap while he rehearses. Bebop loves crashing cymbals, booming bass drum, women and the occasional table scraps. He hates all squirrels, and wouldn't mind having a pet cat.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Barry**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-83314031734362616982011-10-18T00:00:00.003-04:002011-10-18T23:35:14.309-04:00Ginger<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5dp-RozX3LQ/Tpb9HVMrpZI/AAAAAAAABp4/GCbU6F2IYns/s1600/shot_1317073395344-enhanced_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5dp-RozX3LQ/Tpb9HVMrpZI/AAAAAAAABp4/GCbU6F2IYns/s400/shot_1317073395344-enhanced_1.jpg" width="400" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif; font-size: small;">Ginger, aka G-dog, Gingerbread, Gingerama, Gingerpalooza, or just plain “G”, is a 2-year old pit bull/shepherd mix who met her forever family at an Adopt-a-thon in Washington<u></u> <u></u>Square<u></u> <u></u>Park<u></u><u></u>. Her people fell in love with her soulful, intelligent eyes and disproportionately large ears. We think she receives intergalactic messages through them, some would say “she hears dead people.” Ginger is an exuberant student of life -- an energetic playmate of dogs, children and grow-ups alike, an avid tennis ball chaser/chewer, a steadfast guard dog, an intrepid explorer (especially if there is food involved) and a sweet and tolerant sibling of Lady MacDuff, the cat. She is also an escape artist – she can open the front door and leave the apartment. Ginger likes long walks, meeting new people and dogs, roughhousing, chasing birds and squirrels, guarding her family members, especially when they sit on the toilet, and anything with peanut butter on it or in it. Ginger dislikes neighbors who do laundry early in the morning, motorcycles, bathing and water in general, being cooped up indoors, and anyone who does not shower her with attention.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Her favorite activities: flirting with the 'boys', chasing squirrels, obsessing over tennis balls, hanging out under the bed, being a nervous nilly, snuggling.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">She hearts: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">travelling with 'mom', Central Park before 9 & after 9, baby carrots, frozen peas, apple slices, cow knee caps, bones to chew on, any random wadded up piece of napkin or white paper<b>.</b></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">**owned by Suzie**</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-330937913320924736.post-69085561996559744162011-10-16T00:00:00.000-04:002011-10-16T00:00:00.133-04:00Milo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Milo is a Chorkie (Yorkie and Chihuahua mix). He was given to his owner when he was 1 1/2 years old by a family who could not have pets in their new condo. He is now almost 4, but everyone who looks at him, especially kids & tourists, refer to him as "Look at the puppy". Milo's favorite hobby is trying to hump other male dogs regardless of size, but the way his owner see it, Milo was born to be on top.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">**owned by Joe**</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0